Friday Robot to put out the trash
Nov 27th, 2009 by Trash Robot
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Imagine having a Robot to put out your trash. This is a creative post about putting out the trash. This Friday evening’s burst of activity is possibly something we will all want to have in our daily to do list. This might be something you want to add to I-Google’s yellow to do list.
This post is for trashmen and trashwomen who want to recycle rubbish better, this is about people who want to put there rubbish in seprate bags. This might be something to talk about on Google Waves, send me your thoughts at the end of this post and I’ll send out your invitation.
You’ll need a Google Mail account if you want this luxury and yes this is real, I will be giving out 15 Google Wave invites on Friday, so be sure to pop back and check here for these posts.
It’s Friday evening, it’s late and the night air is upon us, everyone are asleep, the bins are getting full, but you have nothing to fear. The hatch on your bin is light and easy to lift and the rubbish inside is in small shopping bags, the plastic bags they talk about, the same shopping bags they say are ruining the enviroment, but remember that’s not your responsibility so don’t feel guilty about using these small bags of rubbish to put out your trash that’s the supermarkets responsibility.
You’ve done your best to maintain the way in which you purchase your groceries and the trash that you put out has been Fair-trade approved. The little luxuries in life like coffee are in a seprate coffee bag, not inamongst the cans and plastic food bases. In-fact every can and every bottle each in seprate blue, white, red, orange and red bags are seperately filled.
The cans have to labels removed, the bottles are washed out like the cans, and back at the trash disposal the night shift continue from last Friday’s rubbish. Unbeknown to the trash company your home is spotless, you have effortlessly gone out to work, your wife is out on the town and the kids are at there mates house and still the Trash Robot works it’s best to sort out the rubbish from the treasures, soon you’ll all come back to the ranch and find a tidy home this is what the trash Robot offers.
When you get out there will be no emotional pleasantries and there is this common understanding relationship between Robot and it’s owner, the price of a robot has cost you nothing convienience.
The robot has enabled you to be part of neighbourhood. You live in the country. You live in the city. you live in the suburbs. It does not matter. there is nothing that unifies and makes you nay better or any worse than those who recycle your trash. the only conversations you need on this matter are digital.
All your questions and doubts about the maintenance of this are already reliant on the forums in which you mix, even when your outside, and your mind is inside you know back at the ranch the duties are done.
You might be out at a restaurant, as you look at your trash when you come home and see all your rubbish is recycled and put in the bin where it should be, and the little places around the house where you might expect stains are gone. The house is free from rubbish in the knowledge that those who now have to deal with your rubbish’s jobs have become so much easier.
You see this rubbish rotate around the conveyorbelt, you see this rubbish is already ready for recycling, more robots at work, more health and safety nights accure on the town. Everybody working in the rubbish trade, and everyone an expert.
The manuals that exist exsist online. Online we see more rubbish, and that to will be printed out some time and put in a paper and card bag. This rubbish is compact, this rubbish will soon end up in the compactor and its the same rubbish the robot works with.
Our robot is sensitive and his hands brittle enough to work with this type of information.
The creativity that exists although manufactured is sensitive enough to work with the dogs, sensitive enough to change the puppy biscuits.
Think about it Friday night when everyone are on the town you if you choose are putting out your rubbish. The Robot can do this for you, you can do it for yourself, and the reminders you experience are built on weeks and weeks or getting closer to your goals.
The rubbish is symbolic of your dreams in life, but no-one needs to know. Your dreams stay at home, not everyone are sharing the same goals, not everyone are singing from the same sheet.
Suddenly everything takes it’s turn, you spin your appliance slowly and check for any illogical changes. Nothing has changed your O.K. You can go home in peace, in the knowledge that you, the Robot, the people on the street, the silent sounds given of from the technology, the trash men, the trash women are all happy, they all willing and ready for these new transition’s.
The world is now ready for 2012, this conscious shift that everyone are celebrating. There’s more people about, there’s more information about there more answers that have been answered and you have known their questions and jotted down your daily lists, there nothing else that needs thinking about, because the rubbish has been sorted and you a re ready to move on to the next stage of technological development.
All you have to do now is join Waves, Join waves.
Send me an e-mail via G-mail to: trashrobot2000@gmail.com Send me a message marked Google Waves.
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